MLB Players or the Onion?
It’s surprisingly difficult to tell
“I’m glad I don’t play anymore. I could never learn all of those handshakes.” — Phil Rizzuto
“Oh, that’s right, it was New York Yankees shortstop and Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year Derek Jeter. Oh, wait! I’m Derek Jeter. I won the fucking MVP awards. Me. The same motherfucker who dove into the stands for a pop fly against…