MLB Players or the Onion?

It’s surprisingly difficult to tell

https://empiresportsmedia.com/new-york-yankees/new-york-yankees-today-derek-jeter-entered-the-baseball-hall-of-fame/

“I’m glad I don’t play anymore. I could never learn all of those handshakes.” — Phil Rizzuto

“Oh, that’s right, it was New York Yankees shortstop and Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year Derek Jeter. Oh, wait! I’m Derek Jeter. I won the fucking MVP awards. Me. The same motherfucker who dove into the stands for a pop fly against…

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