Feb 21
4 min read
Divine Advice for Matt Damon 9
My clone Jesse Plemons must die
Dear Divine Advice,
Who the hell is this Jesse Plemons character? He keeps stealing roles from me, and even worse, people are mistaking him for me! I mean look at the guy, all bloated with his potato-shaped head, puffy cheeks, and disgusting beer gut. I do all of my own stunts (well, some of them) and that guy couldn’t jump over a…
