Divine Advice for Matt Damon 9

My clone Jesse Plemons must die

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Dear Divine Advice,

Who the hell is this Jesse Plemons character? He keeps stealing roles from me, and even worse, people are mistaking him for me! I mean look at the guy, all bloated with his potato-shaped head, puffy cheeks, and disgusting beer gut. I do all of my own stunts (well, some of them) and that guy couldn’t jump over a…

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Writer and Returned Peace Corps Volunteer.

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