Divine Advice for Matt Damon

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Dear DA,

Well, I’ve stepped in it again. A guy from Boston admits he says the “F” word, what a shocker! I admitted my daughter taught me it’s wrong (I still don’t quite buy her argument) and I’ve agreed not to say fa-the “F” word anymore. See? I’ve learned and grown, and people are still shitting on me.

Thank God (or I guess You) I didn’t admit to all the other awful slurs I say on a…




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Writer and Returned Peace Corps Volunteer.

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