Divine Advce for Rudy Giuliani

By H. Seitz and R.K. Galaga
Photo by Marc Nozell (cropped)

Dear DA,

Do you think I could pass for a house elf like Dobby from the Harry Potter books? God how I love those books, and I need them now more than ever.

Thank God that at least Trump stood up for me, and he’s right. This entire thing is so unfair, just like everything that…

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