Published in Fuck Niches·PinnedFemdomAnd other fetishes — The power women have over men scares most of us. She could be mowing a lawn or stomping on someone’s balls, but if she’s attractive enough, most of us can’t help being turned on. Even if she’s humiliating us — and most men find the idea of being dominated by…Sex5 min read
Published in Unpopular Opinions·17 hours agoSuckersAll of us — Call me crazy, but I don’t think that fewer people than it takes to play the infield for a baseball team should have the power to make decisions for over 100 million women and teenagers. As Trump packed the Supreme Court with one conservative judge after another, liberals said that…Roe V Wade3 min read
Published in Unpopular Opinions·2 days agoStupid Movies I LoveThey’re misunderstood — All of us are idiots. A few days ago at work, I forgot the address of the building, and I’ve been accidentally destroying cars, bicycles, and furniture since I was a small child. …Unpopular Opinion4 min read
Published in Fuck Niches·4 days agoThe Best Thing on EarthYou have to do it — As transcendent as sex and drugs can be, they aren’t the same as flight. Sex and drugs come with obligations. They’ve been perverted into commerce, and you’re reliant on external agencies. For sex, you need a partner. …Golf5 min read
Published in Unpopular Opinions·5 days agoAlternatives to AbortionMore guns are the answer — First, it was vaccines, then baby formula, and now, it’s abortion. When are liberals going to stop whining? We lived for two million years without vaccines, baby formula, and abortion clinics, and life was great! …Unpopular Opinion5 min read
Published in Unpopular Opinions·Jun 23ImmortalityLiving forever would be hell — We’ve all looked at the clock and thought “just a few more hours to go,” but the reality is that you’ll probably be doing something you can barely stand for the rest of your life. Retirement has become an impossible dream, let alone home ownership or starting a family. I…Unpopular Opinion3 min read
Published in The Lark·Jun 21Kill the CatThe end of childhood — It takes a hard heart to kill, but a broken one will do. An empty one is even better. The fine part we’re born with that instinctively protects children implies a faith in the future. The joy on children’s faces when they see a puppy or kitten is a continuation…Childhood3 min read
Published in Unpopular Opinions·Jun 19My Unpopular Opinion About HumanityWe’re fucked — Skepticism and curiosity are essential to science. There’s always room for debate about which kind of mathematical analyses are most pertinent, and there’s a value in seeing possible connections and rigorously testing them before accepting them wholesale. Unfortunately, there’s always an outlet with an agenda willing to poison the well…Unpopular Opinion5 min read
Published in Fuck Niches·Jun 18Dear GoogleNobody wants Tote — Windows operating systems have grown so enormous, buggy, and pointlessly redundant, there’s an entire IT sector devoted solely to helping Windows run properly. Corporations and schools stuck in licensing agreements with Microsoft, or run by aging users too entrenched to try anything else, have inflicted this monster on three generations…Pornography3 min read
Published in Unpopular Opinions·Jun 16My Unpopular Opinion About MonkeysThere’s a reason some people hate them — In 2005, a judge ruled against teaching intelligent design, and people are still fighting to keep evolution out of schools. Watching a documentary about Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District (M.D. Pa.) (2005), a man said — and I’m paraphrasing — I find the idea of being half-monkey insulting. There’s…Unpopular Opinion3 min read
